Juice Box Heart: The Quintessential Children’s Record

Partly a spoof on Jukebox Heart and part legitimate new category on Jukebox Heart. I know it seems like a stretch for a category, but this is all about children’s records. Oh, not the run of the mill stuff – no Burl Ives or Marlo Thomas thrift store rejects here. No. But there are some children’s records that are unimaginably creepy and surreal. That’s what Juice Box Heart is all about. Some of these records have been produced specifically for children, but somehow the test of time has made them go horribly wrong. Other selections will be just so brilliant when taken at face value that they altogether transcend the notion of “Children’s Record” and become their own unique entity. Others, like the debut of this series, are about children and have their own unique irony about them.

And we start with 1962’s “Listen, Son…”, a collection of poetry readings by Philadelphia’s Jack Pyle. Jack Pyle was a morning AM radio host and minor celebrity in Philadelphia in the lat 50s. So it is no wonder this was released on Philly’s Cameo/Parkway imprint, the huge Philadelphia label that gave us Dee Dee Sharp, Chubby Checker, The Orlons and Bobby Rydell in the late 50s and 60s.

This record is just the creepy. From the jacket’s photo of a shadowy male silhouette standing over a sleeping little boy to the strains of the Hammond organ opening each piece. Billboard’s 1962 review referred to the cover image as “warm and touching”. Let’s leave it at that, shall we?

Listen, Son
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Picture Disc: Der Ball Ist Rund!

In celebration of the World Cup, Jukebox Heart kicks off another new category, Picture Disc, with this field recording by German artist Ror Wolf, “Der Ball Ist Rund”. Wolf’s career spans nearly five decades, and he has worked as a writer, visual artist, and sound artist. The tracks on this record were recorded from the Hessischer Rundfunk radio program originally broadcasted on 30th January 1979 and 18th May 1978. “Der Ball Ist Rund”, or, “The Ball is Round” was a music show on radio of the Hessischer Rundfunk, which aired from 1984 until the end of 2008 launched and moderated by Klaus Walter. Away from the musical mainstream, Walter dealt primarily with artists who may not have showed chart success, but who very definitely set new trends. The title of the program is derived from the terse “football wisdom,” “The ball is round and a game lasts 90 minutes” a phrase attributed to the former German national coach Sepp Herberger.

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14:42 | 13.95MB

“Der Ball Ist Rund” was released in 1987 on the highly regarded Edition RZ imprint, a German independent label founded in the mid 1980s by Robert Zank and dedicated to contemporary and electroacoustic composers. Edition RZ has published works by such uminaries as Iancu Dumitrescu, Luigi Nono, Earle Brown John Cage, Morton Feldman — the list is endless. Edition RZ is still in operation. edition-rz.de.


Ror Wolf

And so, now Jukebox Heart will be periodically bringing music to you sourced from these picture discs. These vinyl records are created with a unique process different from traditional vinyl records in that a large image is embedded in clear vinyl, beneath the playing surface. I’m not sure why, but these always tend to sound inferior to traditional pressings, but their uniquely striking presentation often overrides that dirty little secret…

Bizarro Cover Versions: Sincerely

I have not been able to find any biographical information about this fabulous band, The Bop-A-Loos. I only know of a few 45s, this EP, and another LP. The reason this is included in the Bizarro Cover Version category is that it is just incredibly odd to hear this mambo adaptation of the Moonglows’ classic. That ascending staccato saxophone and the totally aggressive dramatic conga playing really make me giggle. And all those rollicking parallel fifths on the piano! My Music Theory professor would most assuredly have been ripping his plugs out – a biiiiig Luigi NoNo, that. Notice that they also cover another doo-wop tune, Hearts of Stone. Not as screamingly riotous as this, but also fun. And dig those crazy conga players on the cover. Total Vintage 1955. Put on your Dr. Scholl’s cha-cha heels, Gladys, it’s going to be a bumpy night…

[audio:http://www.paulcollegio.net/juke/juke0409/strange.mp3]

Here’s the soulful, original version, in case you hadn’t heard it already, from 1954.

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Jukebox Heart: My Imaginary Friend

In this new category, Jukebox Heart invites the readers to make a request from the archives. Each month, we will select one request and ask the submitter to write the text for the Jukebox Heart blog entry.

Selection of the request is, of course, at the discretion of Jukebox Heart, as is the approval of the text.

You have a huge selection from which to choose. The only restrictions are that you must select from items listed in the Jukebox Heart library which have not already appeared in Jukebox Heart. To make a request, please visit my library page here and email your request to me. That’s all there is to it!

Who will be first?

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Disco Sucks! Another new Jukebox Heart thing…

“Disco Sucks!” That was the secondary slogan of the streets. It was the common battle cry of my old Brooklyn neighborhood, a cry which separated all of us into a new generation of Sharks and Jets. Mods and Rockers. Us. Them. Just how long would it be till we were ordinary men? Disco at first seemed one possible alternative to bourgeois corporate rock, despite the fact that there were plenty of arcane options yet to be discovered. Disco was easy and ubiquitous, and until punk came along and changed everything, Disco reigned supreme.

And while disco marched on long after my interests were captivated elsewhere, it was certainly a plastic-fantastic couple of years. This new category on Jukebox Heart celebrates disco, as seen through the eyes of a 16 year old. You either loved it or hated it, there was no room for ambiguity, and certainly no room for overlap. The fence was a veritable continental divide…

So we start off with a legendary Disco 12″ 45 – the genre introduced the format – from 1976. Ja Kki, aka Johnny Melfi, and “Sun… Sun… Sun…”


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This track is famous for it’s cut-up mixes…snippets that seemed destined for b-sides of 45s or foreign presses. The segment segues can only be described in modern terms as “train wrecks” but for some reason, they worked together and provided a compelling listen that drew people to the dancefloor in droves. Johnny Melfi also wrote other disco-era hits such as Cameo’s “Find My Way”.

As Recorded Live: A Certain Ratio

As Recorded Live, another new category for Jukebox Heart, brings you legendary live tracks. We kick off the category with A Certain Ratio, from the concert released on their cassette, “The Graveyard and The Ballroom”, released January 1980.


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Click the above arrow to hear A Certain Ratio perform All Night Party, Oceans and The Choir.

Released during Factory Records’ formative years. One side studio (Produced by Martin Hannett in September 1979) and one side live (recorded live by Jeff Hooper and Tony Wilson). The live tracks are taken from the legendary performance at the Electric Ballroom, London, October 1979, opening for Talking Heads. From an early cassette edition of this concert, originally released by Factory in a very limited edition, this has subsequently been released on CD, but the original format is a must have: a cassette housed in a transparent “evening bag”. The first 400 copies were in an orange pouch with insert. Later copies in blue, green, brown, red, and grey pouches. Collect them all for every outfit and season…

Compilations: Keats Rides A Harley

Compilations are my favorite things to listen to, and to collect. They are interesting beasts in that the really successful ones succeed as a complete album but are comprised of a sum of often radically different elements. This new Compilation category selects a track from one of the compilations I happen to be listening to at the moment — and there is always at least one in the queue. Compilations tend to get trashed in the press because they generally present such a wide array of music that no single reviewer likes more than a fraction of what is presented. I like these compilations precisely for that reason. This category will only feature compilations with exclusive material.
And so we begin with Keats Rides A Harley.

Keats Rides A Harley is a classic. Originally released in 1981 on the Urinals’ own independent label Happy Squid Records, this classic Southern California compilation featured some of the top punk and post-punk bands of their generation. Some of them, like the Gun Club and the Meat Puppets from Phoenix left behind a major imprint and influenced dozens of bands who came after them. Others left ghostly traces of their sounds elsewhere and had recording careers of varying lengths such as the Leaving Trains, the wonderful 100 Flowers (a Urinals offshoot), Toxic Shock, and Human Hands. Still others, like S Squad, Tunneltones, and the Earwigs, all but disappeared into myth and folklore. The Gun Club’s contributions are early, raw, and utterly superior versions of “Preaching Blues” and “Devil in the Woods.” The Meat Puppets’ “H-Elenore” is here along with a previously unreleased early cover of Neil Young’s “The Losing End,” which hints at the direction that the band would go on their classic second album. The Tunneltones featured future Savage Republic boss Bruce Licher on guitar, and this early incarnation of the Leaving Trains had Sylvia Juncosa playing not guitar as she did on her SST debut but keyboards!

The legendary compilation was reissued onto disc in 2005, with the original LP tracks, plus one track from each contributing artist recorded at the original sessions but previously unreleased. As if that weren’t enough, also included is the rare five track Happy Squid Sampler, released in 1980 – which is almost impossible to get your hands on. The 14 extra tracks – more music than the original LP material – make it, of course, essential. This is a prize… The track featured is one of the previously unreleased session tracks. Click the arrow below to hear The Gun Club “Preaching Blues”

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Below are images from the original LP package…front cover and record label image.

Cassettera: Sensationnel

Almost from its commercial introduction followed by cheap home recording technology, the modest cassette has been the champion of the underground music scene. The underground cassette network was just flourishing globally throughout the late 70s and 80s, as reported in a slew of independent music journals and fanzines. It seemed as if all you had to do was write to a handful of individuals expressing some interest, and your name would get attached to mailing lists all over the world and cassettes would come rolling in from *everywhere*.

When the CD-R and mini-disc appeared, the urgency behind cassettes seemed to evaporate, with the expected bastions remaining to proliferate the cassette culture. But now, as the collectibility of those old cassettes skyrockets, and renewed interest in the medium surfaces, Jukebox Heart launches “Cassettera” to celebrate those inconvenient little boxes of music.

Starting this series is a track from one of the releases in the highly sought after series “Sensationnel,” a “cassette-magazine,” as the genre became known for its included graphic components, based in France in the early 1980s.



The above image is a large wraparound cover that housed a thick magazine, the cassette
and several other graphic inserts.

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The Sensationnel cassette-magazine series was a much lauded publication produced by the French label Illusion Production, home of the band DDAA. They were issued in very limited quantities, and are priceless. I’ve just got the one edition, Issue number 2, and it is a wonderful collection of the European underground of the time, circa 1982. There were five issues in the series, each with specially designed packaging and of very limited quantity, all including xerox artwork from every artist participating in the project. The track presented here is from a performer known as Lady June, where she tells an allegorical story of meeting a talking turd and all of the hazards that go along with that. I’ve also included her graphic contribution to the packaging as well. Click on the arrow above to hear the track.

The tape itself is somewhat in poor repair and tends to drag against the motors of any cassette player it is inserted into, but I managed to get a reasonable, if somewhat warbly, play-through for you.



Image of the original cassette



Image of the cover of the
accompanying magazine.



Lady June’s artwork , as seen as
a page withing the magazine.

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Flex Your Head! : Mark Lane

Flexi-Discs. They are those cheesey, chintzy, flexible “sound-sheets” that were inexpensive to produce, cheap and easy to include as promo material in a variety of publications, and which sounded even cheaper on even the best audio systems. But we love them. That’s why I’m introducing this new category in Juklebox Heart. While many were mass produced in the millions for advertising or other non-musical purposes, some were also produced in tiny quantities for our outside-music community and are now extremely collectible. That’s what we will feature in Flex Your Head! here in Jukebox Heart.

Eva-Tone, the company whose logo appeared on virtually every domestically produced flexi-disc, cornered the market from 1960, when these were introduced, through 2000, when the last one peeled out of their molds.


Here is an example of a flexi-disc included with famous comix publication, Nexus.

It appears that the humble flexi-disc may re-emerge as a viable medium for the independent market. Recently, Erika Records, one of the most popular record manufacturers in the US and champion of the indie market, announced that it will resume production of these fabulous flexible records. That’s all they say on their website (enter teh site, then click on the “flexible discs” link), so let’s not hold our breath until one actually emerges…

Meanwhile, in anticipation of the event, we launch a new category celebrating the flexi-disc on Jukebox Heart with a highly collectible one by artist Mark Lane.

Mark Lane was a pioneer of what we now refer to as “minimal synth”, the style of post-punk rock that was based around the earliest inexpensive commercially available synthesizers. His back catalog is part of the genre’s canon, and original copies of his work, including the flexi featured here, command hundreds and even thousands of U$D if they become available at all.

This is the holy-grail flexi-disc of Mark Lane, which joined my collection while it was still warm off the press! Click the arrow below to hear “The Reflection”.

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Mark Lane

Lane’s work was much better received in Europe than in the US, and as such in the mid 80s he turned his energy toward producing visual art, which is his primary vocation today. But a few years ago, as a result of urges from Dirk Ivens, founder of the Belgian industrial group Absolute Body Control, he returned to the stage after a 25 year hiatus only to find legions of new young fans who had discovered his work through genre-fan websites or his “Anti-Tech Testament” double CD compilation of his work from 1981-1985, released in 2006. And very recently, Vinyl-On-Demand has released a new anthology of his work as well.

A little history of the Flexi-disc is in order. The flexi disc (also known as a phonosheet or sonosheet) is a phonograph record made of a thin, flexible vinyl sheet with a molded-in spiral stylus groove, and is designed to be playable on a normal phonograph turntable. Flexible records were commercially introduced as the Eva-tone Soundsheet in 1960, but were previously available in the Soviet Union as roentgenizdat or bones, underground samizdat recordings on x-ray film.

A flexi disc could be molded with speech or music and bound into the text with a perforated seam, at very little cost and without any requirement for a hard binding. One problem with using the thinner vinyl was that the stylus’s weight, combined with the flexi disc’s low mass, would sometimes cause the disc to stop spinning on the turntable and become held in place by the stylus. For this reason, most flexi discs had a spot on the face of the disc for a coin, or other small, flat, weighted object to increase the friction with the turntable surface and enforce consistent rotation. If the turntable’s surface is not completely flat, it is recommended that the Flexidisc be placed on top of a full sized record.

The Soviet-era bones or roentgenizdat are so-called because one cheap, reliable source of suitable raw material is discarded medical x-rays, which have the added benefit of including ready-made and interesting images. The name roentgenizdat comes from the combination of roentgen ray (another word for X-ray) and samizdat (“self-published”, or underground literature). X-ray records emerged as an underground medium for distribution of jazz music, which was prohibited in the Soviet Union after World War II. This format was also particularly attractive to politically suppressed punk rock music and the DIY punk ethic, since other publishing outlets were much less accessible.

A two sided flexible sheet record of the underwater sounds produced by humpback whales was included with the January 1979 issue of National Geographic magazine. With a production order of 10,500,000 copies, it became the largest single press run of any record at the time.

“Flexi Disc” is also the title of a spoken-word track recorded by British electronic band The Human League in 1978. It was included as a free flexi-disc with their groundbreaking Fast records release, “The Dignity of Labour” 12-inch. Included also as a bonus track on the re-release of their album Reproduction, the “song” is an ironic and existential discussion between the band members concerning the advantages and disadvantages of the flexi disc format.

I’m really hoping Erika pulls this off. Look forward to more odd flexible stuff in this new category on Jukebox Heart.

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Screamer of the Week: Joe Houston

I pulled this gem from a 99-cent used bin at Newbury Comics the other night, and was iterally jumping up and down. I went to play it on the listening station and had a few of the clerks dancing in the aisles with me. Joe Houston, aka “The King of Sax”, still alive and kicking, was one of the hottest R&B acts in LA, and eventually nationally, in the early 1950s. Originally issued in 1955 on his home label, RPM (a sister to Crown Records), the name was changed from “Blows All Night Long” to what you see here. Just a bit suggestive, perhaps? Anyway, this is still a very collectible record, and now has a very appreciative home… *smile*

Joe Houston is a honking R&B saxman of wallpaper-peeling potency who recorded for virtually every significant independent R&B label in Los Angeles during the 1950s. When the jump blues style faded, he segued right into rock & roll, even cutting budget “twist” and “surf” albums for Crown that didn’t sound very different from what he was doing a decade before.

Houston started out playing around Houston (Texas, that is) with the bands of Amos Milburn and Joe Turner during the late ’40s. It was Turner who got the young saxist his first deal with Freedom Records in 1949. Houston found his way to the West Coast in 1952 and commenced recording for labels big and small: Modern, RPM, Lucky, Imperial, Dootone, Recorded in Hollywood, Cash, and Money, as well as the considerably better-financed Mercury, where he scored his only national R&B hit, “Worry, Worry, Worry,” in 1952.

Houston’s formula was simple and savagely direct — he’d honk and wail as hard as he could, from any conceivable position: on his knees, lying on his back, walking the bar, etc. His output for the Bihari brothers’ Crown label, where he was billed “Wild Man of the Tenor Sax,” is positively exhilarating: “All Nite Long,” “Riverside Rock,” and “Joe’s Gone” are herculean examples of single-minded sax blasting. You can sample each below by clicking on the arrows below.

We got this in a little late for a “Jukebox Saturday Night” but it’s included there as well. But this is what made me scream this week. What makes *you* scream??

Riverside Rock
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Joe’s Gone
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All Night Long
[audio:http://www.jukeboxheart.com/screamers/joehouston/JHAllNightLong.mp3]

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